just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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