I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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