Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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