who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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