the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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