so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
