awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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