i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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