you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize