Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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