DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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