Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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