ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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