Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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