I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
My feet surprised me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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