Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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