Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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