Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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