12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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