is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She needs sedatives and a leash
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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