New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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