I don't think brook has ever known best
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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