if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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