so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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