I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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