Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
