I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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