Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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