Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I wear drunk well.
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