I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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