it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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