I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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