her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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