absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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