one two three fourrrrnication!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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