One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I could make wine with my vomit
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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