Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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