her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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