I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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