I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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