you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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