she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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