we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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