How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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