when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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