So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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