Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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