Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She told me I should be a condom model.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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