I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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