Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Randomize
