Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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