Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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