I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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