I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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