so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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