brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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