so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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