U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
