The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Too much gin, very little bucket
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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